so yesterday i went to the closest music shop to see if their could fix this guitar i bought at a garage sale (and like four people complimented me and two kids asked to play with it, for some fucking reason), and i saw this guy taking selfies with an electric guitar
i kinda glanced at him and sorta figured that he had just bought it and was pretty proud or whatever but i did sorta judge him, because he could have done that shit at home, but you know, whatever, it’s his life
so when i come out and start heading back home, he sorta beckons me over, and i know that there are only two real conclusions: he’s gunna get pissed at me for looking, or he wants to know why i went inside and then left without getting any strings or whatever
but when i take out my earbuds and head over, he just explains that he has to sell his guitar, which is one he really wanted, and he worked for two months to get, and that he was just taking some goodbye selfies
after that we had a pretty friendly conversation and he told me that i might still be able to play the guitar that i had, even though there’s a crack in the neck and he wished me good luck and i wished him good luck and we went our separate ways
i’m only really telling this story because it was kinda nice and so that people know not to just judge strangers, because you don’t really know much about them (and they’re most likely not doing shit to hurt you)
"what state do you live in?"
who knew 2 seconds could be so relatable
haha my friends having his penis deducted at a catholic hospital and like before the surgery all the nurses prayed over his dick for a “fast recovery” haha
apparently one of them was holding his dick and the doctor was all like “let us pray” and the person just continued to hold it
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I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
This is LITERALLY and audio clip of James.
you were either a winx
or a w.i.t.c.h
this makes me feel old.
i completely forgot that i had this dress and i need you all to acknowledge what a tragedy that was
Fandom: DRAMAtical Murder
“‘yo angsty sex?’
'fine bitch but imma touch aoba first.' But it was too late. noiz took koujack’s koujackulate shooter and put it in his mouth as if it were a steamy hot pocket.
'hot on the outside, but cold on the inside,' noiz remarked. 'just like a shitty microwave job.'”