everything i love is fictional

Multifandom moosetrash. Egalitarian. Endlessly tired of petty bullshit. Trying to be a writer. A black, bisexual woman, for anybody who decides to try and claim I'm not.
32 minutes ago on July 22nd | J | 22,771 notes

oh yeah

so yesterday i went to the closest music shop to see if their could fix this guitar i bought at a garage sale (and like four people complimented me and two kids asked to play with it, for some fucking reason), and i saw this guy taking selfies with an electric guitar

i kinda glanced at him and sorta figured that he had just bought it and was pretty proud or whatever but i did sorta judge him, because he could have done that shit at home, but you know, whatever, it’s his life

so when i come out and start heading back home, he sorta beckons me over, and i know that there are only two real conclusions: he’s gunna get pissed at me for looking, or he wants to know why i went inside and then left without getting any strings or whatever

but when i take out my earbuds and head over, he just explains that he has to sell his guitar, which is one he really wanted, and he worked for two months to get, and that he was just taking some goodbye selfies

after that we had a pretty friendly conversation and he told me that i might still be able to play the guitar that i had, even though there’s a crack in the neck and he wished me good luck and i wished him good luck and we went our separate ways

i’m only really telling this story because it was kinda nice and so that people know not to just judge strangers, because you don’t really know much about them (and they’re most likely not doing shit to hurt you)

35 minutes ago on July 22nd | J | 1 note

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

39 minutes ago on July 22nd | J | 404,383 notes
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steviepsyclone:

vinebox:

The accuracy 

who knew 2 seconds could be so relatable

48 minutes ago on July 22nd | J | 121,930 notes

llamasouls:

llamasouls:

llamasouls:

haha my friends having his penis deducted at a catholic hospital and like before the surgery all the nurses prayed over his dick for a “fast recovery” haha

update
apparently one of them was holding his dick and the doctor was all like “let us pray” and the person just continued to hold it

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50 minutes ago on July 22nd | J | 1,294 notes
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Song: Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
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maraudersnco:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

This is LITERALLY and audio clip of James. 

-Peter

52 minutes ago on July 22nd | J | 238,291 notes

bluesigma:

piikopoko:

you were either a winx 

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or a w.i.t.c.h

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this makes me feel old.

16 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 49,548 notes
i completely forgot that i had this dress and i need you all to acknowledge what a tragedy that was

i completely forgot that i had this dress and i need you all to acknowledge what a tragedy that was

17 hours ago on July 21st | J | 1 note
mahn1gga:

Constellation: Leo 

mahn1gga:

Constellation: Leo 

18 hours ago on July 21st | J | 110,178 notes
wtffanfiction:

Fandom: DRAMAtical Murder
“‘yo angsty sex?’'fine bitch but imma touch aoba first.' But it was too late. noiz took koujack’s koujackulate shooter and put it in his mouth as if it were a steamy hot pocket.'hot on the outside, but cold on the inside,' noiz remarked. 'just like a shitty microwave job.'”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: DRAMAtical Murder

“‘yo angsty sex?’
'fine bitch but imma touch aoba first.' But it was too late. noiz took koujack’s koujackulate shooter and put it in his mouth as if it were a steamy hot pocket.
'hot on the outside, but cold on the inside,' noiz remarked. 'just like a shitty microwave job.'”

18 hours ago on July 21st | J | 330 notes